Softness

I suppose there really isn't any room for softness. I think Rob would prefer this sort of life.

--This Wandering Soul (earlier today)

The author underestimates my cunning ability to (a) be in tune with her sporadic posting frequency, and (b) to be completely and totally sappy at times. I reserve this latter quality for only special occasions to preserve it's sentimentality. However, when the situation arises I want to make it absolutely clear that Jen knows exactly how much I love her.

And for anyone counting, that measurement is taken in units of heartbeats and the period of measurement began the first time we kissed which can be represented mathematically as (5^4 - 10^2) days ago (following this event). Using the common estimate of 100,800Hb/day the current exact value of our love is 52.92MHb (this is read as Mega-Heartbeats). :)